i don’t know why everyone makes the grim reaper out to be a bad guy i mean he’s just taking to you to the afterlife it’s not like he killed you it’s actually quite nice of him to walk you there imagine if you had to go alone
And if you’re lucky he’ll treat you to pizza
(Source: olipsyches, via cityinnightmares)
someone in class asked me for my tumblr & i took her phone & told her i followed myself on her account but i actually followed gaysexistheanswer
thank you
(via olly-murmaid)
IN THE MIDDL EOF HAVINGF SEX WITH HOT HOT GOIRLFREIEND YOU LAY YOUR VERY OWN LARG EEGG
are you okay
IU OCUYKLD BE HAVING HOT SEXY STEAMY EGG LAY9ING SEX RIGHT NOW AS I TYPE
get well soon
(Source: despairdad, via whenistandclear)